I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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