I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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