Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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