I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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