we're blogging at a bar
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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