Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
