...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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