nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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