How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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