Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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