i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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