Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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