i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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