How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
