this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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