I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wish you could order shots online.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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