My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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