think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
it's like iHOP with fire
Blood and glitter go together right?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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