Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You were trust falling into bushes
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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