Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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