Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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