Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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