guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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