Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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