i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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