I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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