I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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