My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i think my cat just said my name.
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