I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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