so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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