We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I stole a fireplace last night.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
