you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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