if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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