Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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