Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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