i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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