All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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