every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
