So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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