shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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