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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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