WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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