I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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