I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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