Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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