finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
True strength comes from lack of pants
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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