just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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