guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
