i permit you to call me
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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