Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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